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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is
held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband
cries out: "Watch that fucking wall!"

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does
everything
backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of
morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours,
he
alomost died!''


''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told
her
to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas
in
one hour!''


All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the
hallway.


''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr.
Smiths
boil!'''