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Natalie - 109

The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman..
"Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man
replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps
someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she
charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his
pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an
hour, whereupon the man calmly left..

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that
There were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old
man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour
later, he left.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe
it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At
the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever
used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The old
man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you.".

Custody Battle - 82

An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the
local court of a small, remote village. During the proceedings, custody of
the children was the big problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since
she had brought the children into the world, she should be the one to
retain custody of them.

The old mountaineer was also seeking custody of the children. The
judge asked for his side of the story.

After a lengthy silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and
said, "Judge, when I put a dollar into a coke machine and a coke comes out,
does it belong to me or the machine?"