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Sad news - 76


With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the present time,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which
almost went unnoticed .Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey"
died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for
his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in,and
thats when all the trouble started.....

Condoms - 26

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a
rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father,
"What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The boy
asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied,
"The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday
night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the
married men, one for January, one for February, one for March...."